Quotes by Robert Orben
Feb
15
Robert Orben on Older People
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
American magician and professional comedy writer (born 1927)
Jan
19
Computers and Errors
To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
American magician and professional comedy writer (born 1927)
Jan
18
Children Always Find Their Way Back Home
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
American magician and professional comedy writer (born 1927)
Jul
31
Quit Worrying About Your Health
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
American magician and professional comedy writer (born 1927)
Apr
30
Tell It Like It Can Be
We have enough people who tell it like it is — now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
American magician and professional comedy writer (born 1927)
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