Lars Toomre

Some Personal Thoughts and Trivia

Quotes by Jacob M. Braude

Always Behave Like A Duck

Blonde model Natalia Paris in red bikini with a surf board at the beach

Always behave like a duck — keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.

American author of "Braude's Treasure of Wit and Humor for All Occassions"

Goes Without Saying

Brunette model Jessica Burciaga poses in a black bikini

If a thing goes without saying — let it.

American author of "Braude's Treasure of Wit and Humor for All Occassions"

Some Younger Person Thinks You Are Perfect

Blonde German actress Eva Habermann displays full cleavage in a red dress

Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don’t do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill.

American author of "Braude's Treasure of Wit and Humor for All Occassions"

Little Chance To Change Others

Poster with two kids in blue with Jacob M. Braude change quote at top

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you in trying to change others.

American author of "Braude's Treasure of Wit and Humor for All Occassions"

No Fool Like An Old Fool

Redhead British actress Ophelia Lovibond in a bright green dress

There's no fool like an old fool — you can't beat experience.