"You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins will return your child, and he will be wonderful again."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something."
"If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one."
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
"A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day."
"It may be that the deep necessity of art is the examination of self-deception."